1. offer to drive a sacredholyblessed gong around town
2. pierce my ears
3. eat sweetbreads
4. makeout with a boy with a ring on
5. makeout with aaron kuss
6. take a loan out from my parents
7. eat the soup from Subway
8. drive around the country to see Phish shows
9. use duct tape in place of a bra
10. watch Requiem for a Dream
11. pay $900 to live in a closet-esque apartment that smells like cat piss