1. avoid person making you feel foolish
2. chug iced coffee
3. determine which alcoholic beverages to drink after work
4. listen to rilo kiley on repeat and remind yourself that even fools like jenny lewis are hot
5. plan vacation to tropical location that you can't afford
6. become suddenly productive at work
7. sign into 3 yoga classes before alcoholic bevs
8. close office door so that coworkers stop noticing your foolish behavior
9. rent first season of lost to marathon watch with alcoholic bevs
10. drive to alternate work locale to become angry at traffic instead of self

1. iced coffee
2. gchat
3. del.icio.us
4. legs up the wall in jeans
5. thoughts of more iced coffee
6. read old blogs
7. google dates of tv season premiers: grey's, the office, 30 rock
8. bathroom
9. peek out window
10. list of what didn't get done yesterday
11. americanapparel.net for haircut ideas
12. lemonade?
13. more iced coffee
14. itunes music store
15. check voicemail
16. list of things to get done today
17. lunch
18. pick yoga class to go to tonight
19. call mom and stepdad
20. make list