to-do: avoid feeling like a fool

1. avoid person making you feel foolish
2. chug iced coffee
3. determine which alcoholic beverages to drink after work
4. listen to rilo kiley on repeat and remind yourself that even fools like jenny lewis are hot
5. plan vacation to tropical location that you can't afford
6. become suddenly productive at work
7. sign into 3 yoga classes before alcoholic bevs
8. close office door so that coworkers stop noticing your foolish behavior
9. rent first season of lost to marathon watch with alcoholic bevs
10. drive to alternate work locale to become angry at traffic instead of self