Awesome reasons not to go to bed even when you have to get up early in the morning

1. Dishes to clean from making jam at 9 pm
2. Hair salons to review that you won't make an appointment at bc you can't afford a haircut
3. Alicia Keys song to listen to repeatedly (turned down now bc roommates have turned off lights)
4. Laundry (right)
5. People to stalk on myspace so that you don't waste time stalking them when you're at work early in the morning (or late in the morning, if you oversleep from too much myspace) tomorrow.
6. Emails to write: Gay Adam #1, Aunt Jennifer who gave you the pot to make jam, Mama who has cell phone reception only intermittently and who falls asleep at 10pm, landlady who can't get it together enough to return phone calls
7. Bank balance to check compulsively bc it might change from minute to minute
8. Chinese herbs to take
9. Orange cat to brush and pet and love on
10. Floor to sweep covered in orange cat hair and litter trail
11. Lists to make on blog which no will read but you
12. Twin Peaks to keep you wide awake and in terror